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1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

(Source: iamdwightakasuperman, via lsd-porcupine)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via lsd-porcupine)

jenandriel:

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

these are both excellent ideas.

(via lsd-porcupine)

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

(Source: nowebdeeplove, via lsd-porcupine)

askaspookyskeleton:

nothingbutskeletons:

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greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!

T̸̙̫̖ͅH͇͈̱E̪͉̥R̮͔̱̬͍͍E̺̬̙̮ ̤͚̮̩̥̥̣I͓̖̯̙͓̟̰̕S͖̣̙̠̳ ̧M̙̲̣͞O͇̖̗̦̼ ̨͍͚̜E̡͉̺̫̪͉S̟̝͍̘͓C̴̙͎̲ͅP̮͕̙̮̝A̷̟̩I̦̪NG̹̻̭̥̞͇ ͏̭̖̳͕̪̳Ṱ̴̤̠HE ̼̞͈͈Ś̤͇K̯̝̺̣̦̙E̛̫̬L҉̣͕̯̠̙ͅE͏͖T̖̫͍O͖͕̹̲̳N̤̘ ̧̱̱̯̹D̪̜͝ͅR̙̣A̷̟̤F̻̠̭͖̻̤́T̻͔

(via lsd-porcupine)

toomuchperfume:

lileks:

GOD YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. STOP IT. 

I mean, jeez. Pull yourself together.

toomuchperfume:

lileks:

GOD YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER. STOP IT. 

I mean, jeez. Pull yourself together.

(via lsd-porcupine)

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

(via bunseralla)

heyitspj:

[walks up to a straight couple] so which one of you is the dayman and which of you is the nightman

(via lsd-porcupine)

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

(Source: elfoftheforest, via lsd-porcupine)

(Source: boku-no-gentoo, via lsd-porcupine)

doctorsilencewillfall:

twentyonee-pilots:

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

(via letthewordsoverflow)

medicluigi:

awexomecross98:

so this is what happens when kirby swallows a Mii


I am proud of you, son.

medicluigi:

awexomecross98:

so this is what happens when kirby swallows a Mii

I am proud of you, son.

(via annalaatikko)

codingcloud:

I’m all “hey buy me this” but anytime someone does I’m like “no I can’t accept it, I must pay you back, I don’t want it actually thanks”

(Source: sassykardashian, via luxwing)

luxwing:

bobnintendo:

uvwmaps:

social justice

stupid fucking sjw feminist mother fuckers ruining our video games am i right bros *farts in own face somehow?*

How dare them terrible sjws critique muh manly man games I am scared when its not catered to only what I love a person pointing out flaws in muh games makes me scared and I’m forced to make idiotic comics like this to blow the situation out of proportion and let’s me rest easy as other dude bros agree with me fetch me my mountain dew and fresh memes so that I might troll verily upon those who denounce what I love no matter how harmful it is I’m gonna fuck a cartoon horse

luxwing:

bobnintendo:

uvwmaps:

social justice

stupid fucking sjw feminist mother fuckers ruining our video games am i right bros *farts in own face somehow?*

How dare them terrible sjws critique muh manly man games I am scared when its not catered to only what I love a person pointing out flaws in muh games makes me scared and I’m forced to make idiotic comics like this to blow the situation out of proportion and let’s me rest easy as other dude bros agree with me fetch me my mountain dew and fresh memes so that I might troll verily upon those who denounce what I love no matter how harmful it is I’m gonna fuck a cartoon horse

greencarnations:

spacethefinalfuck:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

this is fab BUT WHERE ARE THEIR NAMES?

I’m always wanting to read more about these posts immediately and I have trouble finding the sources.

(via luxwing)